"Wow, My Willy Works" Dave.'s TDF'd ITB & Cammed 182

[Dave.]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

thanks Dan!

Seal wasn't missing was painted over, and had blended in lol had wrinkle finish paint on it, thats why it was leaking!

Couldnt find a quadruple facepalm pic lol

 

[Black Phoenix]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

I help you:

 

[theduck]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

Today is the end of the month

Let me know when your coming up fella.

 

[Dave.]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

I meant next month mate, were recovering from paying a double mortgage payment, so the brakes will have to wait! Away for 10 days next week too so may as well wait until Im back, even though they are terrible!

 

[Curtis!]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

Couldnt find a quadruple facepalm pic lol

Here you go mate;

 

[Birdie*]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

pmsl ahhhh thats brilliant lmao

 

[Dave.]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

726 facepalms, yep that just about sums it up lol

 

[chrispy.clio]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

Dave you plonker!!!

 

[Dave.]

Dave you plonker!!!

Thanks Chris lol

 

[bomber]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

lucky you didnt post it on a public forum, that would be embarrasing... lol

 

[Gray]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

Just imagine if you posted this up on the Forum, you would be a laughing stock!

OH waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii.........

 

[Gray]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

lucky you didnt post it on a public forum, that would be embarrasing... lol

Just imagine if you posted this up on the Forum, you would be a laughing stock!

OH waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii.........

Damn, beaten to it! ha.

Ps i'm a big gay.

 

[theduck]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

I meant next month mate, were recovering from paying a double mortgage payment, so the brakes will have to wait! Away for 10 days next week too so may as well wait until Im back, even though they are terrible!

I know mate, playing you up.

 

[Fred@BTM]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

good lord

 

[Dave.]

I r idiot

 

[kevin_172]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

is this why dave shouldnt be doing mechanical stuff himself? n1 dave! made my day

 

[Dave.]

Lol feel like a right tit, I could always delete it all... But where's the fun in that!!

 

[Silent_Scone]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

lol! numpty

It also goes down the plug well if you leave it which is always nice - not

 

[R754 Alex]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

Oh dear david

 

[Dave.]

Oh dear david

I should have fitted your cams for ya, they go in the sump don't they??

 

[Tony Hunter]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

Dave,your about as technical as me.Leave it alone.

 

[MarkCup]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

This thread has now achieved 'legendary' status.

Doing the same job, I'd probably do exactly the same myself though.

 

[Tony Hunter]

Re: Dave.'s Trumpeted Engine Spec, Cammed Up Gunit, 2118'd Carbon obsession

Rule No.1, dont mess about painting stuff

 

[Dave.]

Re: "Mechanically Inept" Dave.'s TDF'd ITB & Cammed 182

Rule no. 2 Listen to Tony, you wont go wrong!

 

[TimR26]

Re: "Mechanically Inept" Dave.'s TDF'd ITB & Cammed 182

PMSL at the new thread title

 

[Dave.]

Re: "Mechanically Inept" Dave.'s TDF'd ITB & Cammed 182

:rasp:

 

[Will.]

Re: "Mechanically Inept" Dave.'s TDF'd ITB & Cammed 182

PMSL. Just read the last 6 pages.....and then I got to page 36. Wet myself. <3

 

[Sam@NP]

Re: "Mechanically Inept" Dave.'s TDF'd ITB & Cammed 182

Haha made my evening that did. Thanks Dave

 

[Dave.]

No probs Sam, next week I'll be attempting a cambelt using only a chainsaw and blow torch.

 

[Dave..]

Re: "Mechanically Inept" Dave.'s TDF'd ITB & Cammed 182

You're failing on my level now Dave, join the club :approve:

I managed to lock my keys in the car the other day, while the engine was running!

 

[Fred@BTM]

Re: "Mechanically Inept" Dave.'s TDF'd ITB & Cammed 182

^you need help

 

[Will.]

Re: "Mechanically Inept" Dave.'s TDF'd ITB & Cammed 182

How is that possible? I know it's possible, because you did it, but how?

 

[Dave..]

Re: "Mechanically Inept" Dave.'s TDF'd ITB & Cammed 182

^you need help

LOL I really do.

How is that possible? I know it's possible, because you did it, but how?

Well, if you need to scrape the windscreen of ice in the morning, and decide to put the heated rear screen on as well, but accidently push the "lock doors" button instead, and then close the doors....

 

[Will.]

Re: "Mechanically Inept" Dave.'s TDF'd ITB & Cammed 182

LOL. JUST LOL.

 

[kevbev321]

Re: "Mechanically Inept" Dave.'s TDF'd ITB & Cammed 182

^you need help

And a hearing aid... did the lock clicks not kinda give you an indication that you'd pressed the wrong button?! Hope you had a spare!

 

[Will.]

Re: "Mechanically Inept" Dave.'s TDF'd ITB & Cammed 182

Nope. Here is the result.

 

[kevbev321]

Re: "Mechanically Inept" Dave.'s TDF'd ITB & Cammed 182

Nope. Here is the result.

FLOL

Did the wedge and wire not work, so you had to smash the window?! :rasp:

 

[Silent_Scone]

Re: "Mechanically Inept" Dave.'s TDF'd ITB & Cammed 182

LMAO ^ thats gold

 

[daveski]

Re: "Mechanically Inept" Dave.'s TDF'd ITB & Cammed 182

Must be something to do with the name Dave, I'm pretty much mechanically inept too

 

[LIL B]

Re: "Mechanically Inept" Dave.'s TDF'd ITB & Cammed 182

Spare keys are overated.