What the fcuking fcuk?? (Incredibly NWS)

[Knuckles]

it'd be incredible if it was pulled off right

have you heard of wikiafterdark.com (iirc)? i think you'd enjoy that

 

[Chapster5]

Ill have a look later any news Ronaldo

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Ill have a look later any news Ronaldo

Nah nothing as yet!

You think she's playing hard to get?

 

[Cookie]

Ask her if she does gerbilling, RonRonRonRon

 

[Daniel]

Da-do Ronronron, Da-do Ronron.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Da-do Ronronron, Da-do Ronron.

lol I was thinking that when reading Cookies post!

 

[Daniel]

Whats that from?? Its bugging me now.

 

[StephenJ]

McDonalds no?

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Is there any way of setting up a sort of reverse auction where we can advertise want we want ie gear stick insertion and then get deviants to bid how much they would do it for? A sort of sleazebay auction. I'm thinking I might be onto something here!

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Whats that from?? Its bugging me now.

Wasn't it a piss take of a song by hale and pace??

This is the real song

http://youtu.be/EVzmEq1KnVw

 

[Daniel]

McDonalds no?

I stand corrected!

 

[Budgie]

Wasn't it a piss take of a song by hale and pace??

This is the real song

http://youtu.be/EVzmEq1KnVw

In Goodfellas IIRC

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

I was right! It was an advert for Clorets by Hale & Pace!

http://youtu.be/xAF-p_6eBjo

 

[Scutch]

Whats that from?? Its bugging me now.

[video=youtube_share;O8J88NX6-Ks]http://youtu.be/O8J88NX6-Ks[/video]

 

[Scutch]

I was right! It was an advert for Clorets by Hale & Pace!

http://youtu.be/xAF-p_6eBjo

Remember that well.

Used to love Hale and Pace. Little Jonny was funny.

 

[Daniel]

I was right! It was an advert for Clorets by Hale & Pace!

http://youtu.be/xAF-p_6eBjo

You mong.

It was a proper song! lol.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

[video=youtube_share;O8J88NX6-Ks]http://youtu.be/O8J88NX6-Ks[/video]

Will there be karaoke at CSS13? I could sing that and get a blinding bit of audience participation going!

We could do the karaoke before the premier of Suzie does CS......

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

You mong.

It was a proper song! lol.

lol it was me that posted the proper song up first!

I said that they did a piss take of it!

 

[Cookie]

I was thinking of this:

[youtube]_AmkmqYEarw[/youtube]

Run run run runnnnnnnn

 

[Daniel]

This thread moves far too fast for me. People are editing s**t before i've even read it!!

 

[Chapster5]

Guys... Seriously back on the topic at hand! Roxy! (Or what ever her name was)

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

I was thinking of this:

[youtube]_AmkmqYEarw[/youtube]

Ron ron ron ronnnnnnnn

They're playing my song!

 

[C.J]

Ron McD cracks be up. I hope he doesn't turn out to be a Saville.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Guys... Seriously back on the topic at hand! Roxy! (Or what ever her name was)

Yeah sorry got a bit carried away!

Still no reply. I'll see if she replies to my email tomorrow if not I might Facebook her

 

[chilleyd]

Yeah sorry got a bit carried away!
I'll see if she replies to my email tomorrow if not I might Facebook her

You pest...... Carry on though.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

But seriously though, don't you think it would be a good idea creating a website where blokes could advertise their fantasies and ladies like Suzie could bid for how much they would do them for?

 

[Chapster5]

But seriously though, don't you think it would be a good idea creating a website where blokes could advertise their fantasies and ladies like Suzie could bid for how much they would do them for?

The licenses you would have to have to have would be ridiculous mate anyway aren't brothels frowned upon in the eyes of the law .

 

[Heez]

It's called Gumtree...

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

The licenses you would have to have to have would be ridiculous mate anyway aren't brothels frowned upon in the eyes of the law .

When a call comes out to a known brothel it's a fight to put up for it on the radio lol

 

[Chapster5]

When a call comes out to a known brothel it's a fight to put up for it on the radio lol

LOL I delivered Pizza to a brothel once... Quite awkward when a fit blonde opens the door in a pink bra and knickers and I'm stood there gawping. The owner was fat though urgh.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

LOL I delivered Pizza to a brothel once... Quite awkward when a fit blonde opens the door in a pink bra and knickers and I'm stood there gawping. The owner was fat though urgh.

Yeah it's funny coz I find even the most conservative of blokes have a fascination for brothels lol

 

[Daniel]

LOL I delivered Pizza to a brothel once... Quite awkward when a fit blonde opens the door in a pink bra and knickers and I'm stood there gawping. The owner was fat though urgh.

I was in a Brothel once, in the que so to speak, and a there was a man there, wearing slippers, wtching Telly on the sofa. When the 'girl' came out and said ''NEXT!'' the guy looked at me so I said go on mate, you were before me...

He said ''No, you can go first, i'll go after...''

I didn't know weather to laugh or cry. I was on drugs, drunk, sat in the hood with a man in slippers asking me to go first on a hooker.

That was a strange night.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

I was in a Brothel once, in the que so to speak, and a there was a man there, wearing slippers, wtching Telly on the sofa. When the 'girl' came out and said ''NEXT!'' the guy looked at me so I said go on mate, you were before me...

He said ''No, you can go first, i'll go after...''

I didn't know weather to laugh or cry. I was on drugs, drunk, sat in the hood with a man in slippers asking me to go first on a hooker.

That was a strange night.

FLOL!!!!

 

[Daniel]

It was a waste of time and money, I'd been on an all dayer, doing god knows what, it was about 5am, I was so wired, when I eventually got a boner, I couldn't make it spit. She ended up getting bored and throwing me out.

From memory, I was fingering her and w**king myself off in a bid to wake the old boy up. She looked bored.

 

[Chapster5]

I was in a Brothel once, in the que so to speak, and a there was a man there, wearing slippers, wtching Telly on the sofa. When the 'girl' came out and said ''NEXT!'' the guy looked at me so I said go on mate, you were before me...

He said ''No, you can go first, i'll go after...''

I didn't know weather to laugh or cry. I was on drugs, drunk, sat in the hood with a man in slippers asking me to go first on a hooker.

That was a strange night.

Dare I ask how said situation came about? Was it suppose to be a quiet drink down the local? LOL.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

It was a waste of time and money, I was so wired when I eventually got a boner, I couldn't make it spit. She ended up getting bored and throwing me out.

From memory, I was fingering her and wanking myself off in a bid to wake the old boy up. She looked bored.

Tears!!!!

 

[Toby]

Dan you ain't normal. Plus you'd be speaking to her in your drab accent and her Mary would be drying up by the second.

eeeerrree love, let me stick me todger up ya arrrssse.

 

[Daniel]

I was traumatised mate! I was only about 20 years old (12 years ago!) and a load of mates were going on and on at me to do it so I did and made a right fool of myself.

I will never EVER forget that man in slippers though. If you sent a Police artist round now, I'd draw him EXACTLY as he looked that night. Its etched in my brain.

 

[Cookie]

It was a waste of time and money, I'd been on an all dayer, doing god knows what, it was about 5am, I was so wired, when I eventually got a boner, I couldn't make it spit. She ended up getting bored and throwing me out.

From memory, I was fingering her and w**king myself off in a bid to wake the old boy up. She looked bored.

Go on...

You should write a book on dirty tales. You'd have em fappin and cryin in the aisles.

Also, there's no way you're only 32, lol!

 

[Daniel]

Dan you ain't normal. Plus you'd be speaking to her in your drab accent and her Mary would be drying up by the second.

eeeerrree love, let me stick me todger up ya arrrssse.

Compared to a Bristolian Hooker, I sound like PRince Charles.

Hold on I'll get a vid of how proper Bristol speaks...