*** Official Call of Duty: Black Ops thread ***

[Sym0n]

Set it as one of your killstreaks and when you get it throw it towards the enemys spawn so they use it, worked for moi.

I <3 you.

 

[AK]

So, itinerary:

Heading home now
Gym at 6.15 for an hour
Home shower and cook dinner 8.15
Wash up and turn on Xbox 8.30?

 

[Sym0n]

Fag. Leave work, straight to gym, home, cook and eat, GAYm at 8.

Also who the f**k washes up in 2011? Paupers that's who. Are you poor AK? WELL ARE YOU?!? f**king Jew.

 

[AK]

Lmao suck my boaby ya cnut.

Rented accommodation ya f**k.

Also, spend all my money cooking big burds

 

[AK]

Oh. I'm off Friday btw .

 

[Adam G]

Cooking big burds? Do you like a spit roast or what?

 

[Harpham]

Anyone online any time soon? Im off out at 7.30ish, so want to get a few games in before hand with the CSy0/SWET crew.

 

[AK]

Aww shame. I've just left the house to go swimming. Ah well.

 

[Sym0n]

I might be on for a bit around 7, but I'll be bailing shortly after as I want to watch something.

 

[Sym0n]

Or not, got caught up fixing something.

 

[VeinAST]

Moon is a f**king huge map!!

 

[Christopher]

New maps then. Thoughts?

Worth buying?

 

[VeinAST]

New maps then. Thoughts?

Worth buying?

Well technically only one new map but certainly worth the tenner so you don't have to swap discs round to play the old maps!

They have updated the graphics on the old maps though which makes them more pleasant to play on.

It's a bit odd though as it's in a vacuum so no sounds really and the zombies can sneak on you no problem.

Had a play with the new wave gun which splits down into two mini wunderwaffes almost.

Very big map though and have yet to progress past level 12 I think.

 

[AK]

So the latest pack released is zombies only?

 

[VeinAST]

Yeah, the only thing Black Ops is good for!

 

[AK]

Apology accepted, Turner.

 

[Sym0n]

Apology accepted, Turner.

LOL

 

[Harpham]

Anyone on now for a quick sweaty few?

 

[Sym0n]

Not for me mate, too drunk...tired and casually flirting. X

 

[Harpham]

Not for me mate, too drunk...tired and casually flirting. X

So basically, you've had a cheeky shandy and you're watching p**n?!





Play on my own then...... /disappoint

 

[Sym0n]

So basically, you've had a cheeky shandy and you're watching p**n?!

Play on my own then...... /disappoint

No, a cider lolly actually. And I don't "watch" p**n, I appreciate it's technical merits.

I've heard you're used to playing with yourself and even that is often disappointing. Also WTF has happened to Scott (strange that talking about wanking made me think of him?) I want to grill him about the bird he was with at CSS.

 

[Feirny]

My xbox is packed away while building work commences, or my bro may have it where he's staying.

 

[Harpham]

I've heard you're used to playing with yourself and even that is often disappointing. Also WTF has happened to Scott (strange that talking about w**king made me think of him?) I wanted to trombone him at CSS.

I might even go lefty tonight... Stranger in the tub.

I actually did "LOL" at you thinking of Scott whilst appreciating the 'technical merits' of pornography.

 

[AK]

Anyone game for this tonight?

I'm off Friday so up or a late one on COD/Forza/BC/Fifa.

 

[Harpham]

No. f**k you. I have work until 6.30, then got a wedding reception to attend... Oh to be popular.

Im also working until 10pm tomorrow, so No Deal. Ill come out to play with you on Saturday though.

 

[Sym0n]

Anyone game for this tonight?

I'm off Friday so up or a late one on COD/Forza/BC/Fifa.

I should be on tonight, but no promises.

got a wedding reception to attend... Oh to be popular.

Who the f**k gets married on a Thursday?!?

 

[AK]

Tight c***s lol.

 

[Harpham]

Who the f**k gets married on a Thursday?!?

Guy who I work with. Saved them £3k just on the reception or something by having it today, rather than tomorrow.

 

[Sym0n]

Tight c**ts lol.

Egg Zackery.

Harphamominom, don't get him a wedding present.

 

[AK]

Ok. Tonights out the window. Going to a big BP do. Free bar/food/entertainment.

Boom!

 

[Harpham]

FREE bar/FOOD/entertainment.
Boom!

Oh haiii! Can I come too?

 

[AK]

No. You might get a drunken phone call haha.

 

[Harpham]

I can see that texting you was a bad idea...

 

[AK]

Yes, yes it was.

 

[Sym0n]

Yes, yes it was.

+1.

Also I want Harphamominom's number. Right now.

 

[Harpham]

I want Harphamominom's number. Right now.

Ok, so this is about to get even worse, when AK gives you my number... Why the f**k did I think it would be a good idea to text AK?!!!

In other news Sy, I expect you to attend the meet that im organising in our section.

 

[Sym0n]

And he will lol.

I shall go look now.

 

[AK]

I never gave you his number

 

[Sym0n]

Ok

 

[Harpham]

(Not good)