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chris blue

ClioSport Area Rep
  172 Ph1 2001
Yep, from just outside Brighton - M23,M25,M40 up M6, M56, A55 for me.
Been told the scenic Welsh route can be a heck of a lot slower
Bout 8 hrs for us. with a couple half hour stops

On way back stopping at Stafford for the night. Hotels so much cheaper on a Sunday
 

leeds2592

ClioSport Club Member
  Bean 182 + E70 X5
I'll have my best mate in the passenger seat, a 25 hour randomised Spotify playlist of 80s music, in my Cayman, driving picturesque routes through Wales.
Bit like mine and @Krarl journey, except the 80s music will probably be some dirty d&b, the Cayman is a stupid power e60 and we’ll be driving through Bradford and on the lovely picturesque motorways 😍
 

MarkCup

ClioSport Club Member
You not meeting us for the clique convoy mate?

It's planned in, but we'll be going at our own pace, Sean like's plenty of fag breaks.

Hoping to get to the Tea Rooms 1200-1300.

Bit like mine and @Krarl journey, except the 80s music will probably be some dirty d&b, the Cayman is a stupid power e60 and we’ll be driving through Bradford and on the lovely picturesque motorways 😍

Sounds exactly the same cuzzeh.
 

Flob

ClioSport Club Member
Bit like mine and @Krarl journey, except the 80s music will probably be some dirty d&b, the Cayman is a stupid power e60 and we’ll be driving through Bradford and on the lovely picturesque motorways 😍
That might be how Kyles journey will go - yours will be more like you're trying to wrestle a gorilla off your bum hole at every service station - Kyle why are we stopping again, you've still got 600 miles of range. Kyle does that licking lips gif in real time but its too late for you - you are already desperately trying to scabble into the back of the car to get away from him like a dog trying to get through a cat flap in a thunderstorm. Every Monster can he gives you is already open and has 3 Viagra inside. By hour 2 you will be crying from the boner and bum hole pain.

The E60 probably has double glazed windows and no one car hear your cries for help.

Have a good journey mate, see you Friday.

Byeeee
 

leeds2592

ClioSport Club Member
  Bean 182 + E70 X5
That might be how Kyles journey will go - yours will be more like you're trying to wrestle a gorilla off your bum hole at every service station - Kyle why are we stopping again, you've still got 600 miles of range. Kyle does that licking lips gif in real time but its too late for you - you are already desperately trying to scabble into the back of the car to get away from him like a dog trying to get through a cat flap in a thunderstorm. Every Monster can he gives you is already open and has 3 Viagra inside. By hour 2 you will be crying from the boner and bum hole pain.

The E60 probably has double glazed windows and no one car hear your cries for help.

Have a good journey mate, see you Friday.

Byeeee
Hahaha, yeh that’d be bloody horrible that, hahah, hope he doesn’t do anything like that at all, I’d hate it hahah
 


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