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RDR's CS Camping Trip 5th July 2014



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BoatNonce

BoatNonce

ClioSport Club Member
AlexW is to be known from now on as Goldfish. For the following.

After drinking a small amount of alcohol at about 6pm, he continued to state the following phrases hundreds of times (sadly not an exaggeration) until now when we just gave up. He literally has the memory of a goldfish. I put this list together purely to hand it to him every minute.

I don't believe you that it's July -6th July.


I don't know who I am
I don't know how old I am
I don't know where I am
It's not July though. I know it's not July.

My number plate says c**t, that's why I bought it. (This is the point you will bring up when you read this list)
I'm sobering up
I know who you are
I don't know who you are
I don't know where my car is
I know where my car is
Why doesn't the interior light work (raz disconnected the battery)
I'm so confused
I'm suddenly sobering up
I don't think this is my chair.




Did you have sex with a girl? Yes, I saw her vagina and everything


(After 12 hours of sitting next to a fire) I've only just realised there's a fire there.

In short, do not give this person any alcohol.
 
Owen92

Owen92

  Mk4 Mondeo Estate
Gutted I missed this. Was loading up the car and fell down the curb making it so I couldn't even put any weight on my ankle to drive. Hope you all had a good time though guys.
 
barrythecat

barrythecat

McGherkin said:
AlexW is to be known from now on as Goldfish. For the following.

After drinking a small amount of alcohol at about 6pm, he continued to state the following phrases hundreds of times (sadly not an exaggeration) until now when we just gave up. He literally has the memory of a goldfish. I put this list together purely to hand it to him every minute.

I don't believe you that it's July -6th July.


I don't know who I am
I don't know how old I am
I don't know where I am
It's not July though. I know it's not July.

My number plate says c**t, that's why I bought it. (This is the point you will bring up when you read this list)
I'm sobering up
I know who you are
I don't know who you are
I don't know where my car is
I know where my car is
Why doesn't the interior light work (raz disconnected the battery)
I'm so confused
I'm suddenly sobering up
I don't think this is my chair.




Did you have sex with a girl? Yes, I saw her vagina and everything


(After 12 hours of sitting next to a fire) I've only just realised there's a fire there.

In short, do not give this person any alcohol.
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LOL actual tears
 
Pacman.

Pacman.

ClioSport Club Member
  Did have a R27
Fantastic time was had!. Cheers Ron and Scott for your efforts. Without members like yourselves these meets wouldn't happen.
Also cheers for everybody who came out for the camping. Great bunch people!
 
Scrooge

Scrooge

ClioSport Moderator
  E55 AMG
Just got back, we stayed back for a chat to give ourselves more time to sober up. Was an awesome night.

The only pic I took...

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Sash

Sash

ClioSport Club Member
  A Yellow One
AlexW said:
Count me out next year.

I can't handle myself.
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I don't know who you are...

AlexW said:
I would like to thank people for looking after me.

I hope I didn't piss too many people off.
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Please come next year... Just don't drink (as much!) It was funny watching you try to catch and throw the rugby ball!


Great time guys & Ali ( <3 ya hun! ) Same again next year?

P.s DaveDreads Erik is a real credit to you, he even kept you relatively normal - no puke, passing out or wandering off!
 
Scrooge

Scrooge

ClioSport Moderator
  E55 AMG
AlexW is like bambi on acid.


edit: maybe I should've listened and not played rugby barefoot with a broken foot. Woops

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The Russian.

The Russian.

  Inferno 225 cup
Rally enjoyed this guys :)thanks to Dave and Scott for sorting it all, did a great job, also kept my stocked with a beer all night.

I've just got back and Adam has another 4hr driving...appreciate the lift there and back.
 
Pacman.

Pacman.

ClioSport Club Member
  Did have a R27
Yeah I've got a huge gnat bite on my arm.
Or that may have been Ali trying to get my car keys :)
 
Scrooge

Scrooge

ClioSport Moderator
  E55 AMG
Yep I forgot to add, really appreciate what Dave and Scott organised and sorted. Proper stuff!
 
JP83

JP83

South Central-Oxfordshire
ClioSport Area Rep
Just got back in.

Massive thanks to RDR and Scott for their organisation and delivery of butchered meats. Most delicious.

Great to put some faces to names.

All our love,

Nick frost/ Ricky gervais/ chewbacca/ JP
 
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