I hate cats

[oscarjw]

Look what next doors cat has done to my car I am so hacked off what am I suppose to do...

 

[Oldtimer49er]

Cut its Claws by the look of that paintwork

Ps I would suggest something else but don,t want to upset the cat lovers on here

 

[AK]

Kick it in the c**t.

 

[Chris_786]

Talk to your neighbours?

 

[markamus182]

buy a DE-CAT? lol
but seriously cats r f*****s on cars !

 

[Italian_Job]

http://www.maplin.co.uk/ultrasonic-cat-repeller-222552?c=froogle&u=222552&t=module

Had the some problem and got it sorted with this

 

[Munson]

Kill it. It works.

 

[oscarjw]

Problem is its not even my cat.. Haha

 

[jackthewelshman]

You could get one of those ultra sonic things, I think that you can get plug in ones and rechargeable ones.

Otherwise I'd just say watch out for the cat, if you see it near your car then scare it off (after having a paranoid shifty look round first), hopefully if you piss it off enough it won't come back to your location.

Other than that....de-cat, feed it something nice.

 

[oscarjw]

Yea will look into it, does anyone know how much it would cost to get all the scratches on my car touched up? I was thinking i could just get a paded dust cover, as next door is a farm and loads of dust comes of there elephant grass stuff makes it a fker to clean

 

[The Chubby Pirate]

.22

 

[Gib#244]

Buy it a scratch post!

 

[oscarjw]

.22

Shotgun

 

[BoatNonce]

Ps I would suggest something else but don,t want to upset the cat lovers on here

Kick it in the c**t.

LOL.

Short of drop-kicking the thing to Egypt, there isn't a huge amount you can do. Cats tend to be stubborn b******s. Try teaching it that the neighbour's car is a better place to sit.

 

[Cub.]

.22 as Danny said. Less mess than a shotgun.

 

[Joe#]

FFS. I'd but really pissed of too!

Most of the lighter scratches will probably polish out, but some look pretty deep.

 

[The Fatty]

funny, a while ago when i was stating why i hate cats being able to roam freely, i was told to buy a cat lover on here that cats cant scatch paintwork! (i no they bloodywell do, they have done it to mine before). i wonder if that person is reading this thread now..?

 

[Oldtimer49er]

OK, without having to kick it in the c**t, take a shotgun or .22 rifle to it, simply try and catch the little s**t in the act of sitting on your car ,then line it up with a good soaking with water, guaranteed to work, Cats hate getting wet and if it happens when on your car it won,t come back.

 

[-J-]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8

 

[Munson]

TBH a stiff breeze can do that to black paint. It's why I'll never EVER buy a black car.

But yeah, all cats need to die regardless. Horrid creatures.

 

[oscarjw]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8

I actually want to do this haha that's
Amazing

 

[Daniel]

But yeah, all cats need to die regardless. Horrid creatures.

Gaylord.

 

[Munson]

Focker?

 

[JCC]

Giving the thing a good boot in the ribs should make you feel better.

Cats should only exist on the internet with funny captions around them, IRL they're c***s.

 

[Gaz_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHf96L5NmYY

 

[MartinR]

Wheelie bin

 

[bengtt5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHf96L5NmYY

yes

 

[Gally]

Tbh your paintwork hardly looked awesome before hand! The swirl marks caught my eye before the cat marks did.

 

[Scrooge]

Tbh your paintwork hardly looked awesome before hand! The swirl marks caught my eye before the cat marks did.

That was my thought. Cats are awesome.

 

[Martin_172]

 

[aucky]

Scrounging, selfish, smelly, diseased, creepy, unsociable little f*****s. I hate them all.

 

[richd]

i would go river dance on there car

 

[GoldenMonkey]

Firstly I would speak to the neighbors and show them what their cunting cat has done an demand they recify it. If they tell you to piss off, round house kick their cat an punch the little fucker next time it's on your car.

 

[AK]

i would go river dance on there car

Where car?

 

[john182rs]

set up lawn sprinklers around your car, when cat is on car then turn on tap to full, if the cat does not move then scare it through the water.

If said cat likes water, use shotgun and unload 9 times.

 

[silentsnake]

Put it in the bin.

 

[Silent_Scone]

This is the benefit of having a dirty car. When my cars at work I get stray cats sitting and pissing all over the bonnet. But theres no scratching, just paw prints. Give them some grit to grab on to.

On a serious note there is nothing you can do about it. Most of it will polish out...generally cats won't scratch your paint work, I reckon it must be sitting on there when its warm and stretching out after every nap lol. If you've let him think its safe enough to kip on there thats your look out!

 

[Duffman_172]

I love cat's but they do piss me off when they sit on cars!!

 

[BoatNonce]

What you want is a f**king big spring and a remote bonnet release. Hey presto, Cat-apult.

 

[Finny]

OK, without having to kick it in the c**t, take a shotgun or .22 rifle to it, simply try and catch the little s**t in the act of sitting on your car ,then line it up with a good soaking with water, guaranteed to work, Cats hate getting wet and if it happens when on your car it won,t come back.

haha love it from your earlier post to this i hate the little b******s personally...one attacked my sister when she was younger and my old man sharp sorted it out with a freshly boiled kettle! never saw that pussy again...