Car names...

[DaveDreads]

The 172 is called 'No-Name' as we didn't have any better idea's at the time. The Micra is called Boris. Also had Myloe, Clio (imaginative), Brum, Brumina (Brum's twin sister), Englebert Wheeliegig (Bike), Flopsy (MG that liked to break down), Zulu, Taloola, Ermintrude (slow, diesel mk4 Fiesta - moved and handled like a cow) and Jeepy.

You win this thread, that's the best name ever. lol

 

[Darren S]

The Clio is just 'Clio', I guess.

The Evo is ChavWagen - or more often than not "you can't honestly want more petrol again FFS?"

D.

 

[Budgie]

Your missus sounds f**king mental.

Saying that, my cars have names.

The Lolvo- my 850 T5.
The goat- 106d- it's like a mountain goat- can go anywhere.
My old 1.2 was Razzle because it's numero plate ended RZL.

 

[JoedotwasT5phy]

The Lolvo

Same.

 

[LiamR172]

I call my Clio... Clio

Funny that!

 

[172cupleeds]

The Clios never had names,my Leon cupra was the flying nana as it was bright yellow and fkcing fast.the Ibiza Fr was just biza..the Westfield is westy and the company repmobiles I get are demos.as in demonstrators.

 

[.Tyler]

Another one here who used the first two letters of the plate for inspiration!

"Mike Tango"

Or "Mike" for short. Tango is kind of apt too with him being orange and all.

 

[Thrust-Rated]

Mines called Seth. The girlfriend named it. Because the lad I brought it off looked like Seth Cohen from the O.C.

My 1.2 Clio was called flo. Yet again. My girlfriend named that.

 

[Don]

My 172Cup was called L'il Blue Bullet and the 182 is called 'Titanium Phoenix' as I had to pass the place where I wrote the Cup off to pick this one up...and it was like a Phoenix from the flames...so that and the colour gave her her name.

 

[Mr Rossi]

Lula, after a character from a book who has bad juju (aura) plate has jju in it

 

[DaveDreads]

My 172Cup was called L'il Blue Bullet and the 182 is called 'Titanium Phoenix' as I had to pass the place where I wrote the Cup off to pick this one up...and it was like a Phoenix from the flames...so that and the colour gave her her name.

That's quite possibly the gayest thing i've ever heard,
sounds like the name of a cheap stripper.

 

[Don]

Its my car's p**n star name!!! TW@

 

[DaveDreads]

Lol, well it's what i'm calling you from now on. :approve:

 

[Chili Red]

Cars should not have names. They're cars, not pets.

 

[172cupleeds]

If anyone wants to use pet names,feel free to use Buster, Jazz and Belle..there the names of my dogs.Pmsl.

 

[Bux]

When i first got my 197 I thought about calling it Herman. Now it's just know as 'my clio' now

 

[Don]

Lol, well it's what i'm calling you from now on. :approve:

There's a space going for the Rolling Road, as suddenly DaveDreads has dropped out! pmsl

 

[DaveDreads]

Lol i'll show up anyway, follow you around all day calling you Phoenix Tits until you go mad.

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

Mine's the burble bus.

No prizes for guessing why...

 

[stm77]

Mine is called Jean Michel Carre... as in Jean Michel Jarre.
My wife named it, just after she got off of "the special bus"

 

[Wick]

My 182 is Pierre - And he has a French accent.

 

[200 Alex]

Honky, Chalky, Cracker, White loaf or Caukey, as in Caucasian.

Dave those are great! White loaf especially.

 

[200 Alex]

Al, my girlfriend took it upon herself to name your car for you.

She had a look at it, and saw your registration. Her first words were "Why the f**k did he have his name written on his number plates?"...

Anyway, she has named it "Juanita Tennenbaum Vaginosis"... Or "Juan" for short... No idea why she chose a name originating from somewhere in the Americas, but as I said, she can be a bit of a tw*t. In hindsight, it may have something to do with the time she bumped her head after I pushed her down the stairs.

Just in case you wondered, we just held the official naming ceremony in our living room, sorry we didn't invite you, but it was a bit of an impromptu affair if I'm honest. We had a picture of your 200 on my iPad and propped it up by the fireplace, we then sang a hymn (sorry, we couldn't find a bible, so we used a Haynes Manual) and made a toast to the car with a glass of Tescos Finest Cava.

We wish her many happy miles to come.

Seeing as it was an improvised ceremony, we will only be charging you 75% of our usual fee.

I shall PM you with an invoice shortly, we accept all major credit cards, PayPal, and wire transfer via Western Union.

Regards,

Alexiooo & Faye Car Naming Services Ltd.

That's too long for me to say or remember! Thanks for the ceremony and everything though

 

[Stava]

My 182 was called Renee, and the dci is called 'The FUJ' as the number plate ended FUJ.I always have a name for my car, even though I know it's rather sad. I don't talk to it, I just use the name when I'm talking about the car.

 

[Knuckles]

My 182 is Pierre - And he has a French accent.

*le bwaaaarp*?

 

[200 Alex]

*le bwaaaarp*?

FLOL

 

[Jardo]

Oliver -

I think the name really suits. lol

 

[The Mighty Clam]

My Integra is called Kazumi, im considering fitting an aftermarket tartan schoolgirl miniskit to the rear. The Clio is unnamed as yet. Maybe Dave.

 

[DaveDreads]

My Integra is called Kazumi, im considering fitting an aftermarket tartan schoolgirl miniskit to the rear. The Clio is unnamed as yet. Maybe Dave.

Good choice. :approve:

 

[lsdzig]

oly, due to the first 3 digits of the registration in a reflection

 

[Clenchdcheek]

I always name the car's I like.... Funnily enough only named the Renaults which have been Tilly for my old meg coupe and Millie for the Clio

 

[Adamm.]

My car usually goes by the name of 'piece of s**t junk'

 

[Reed17]

My 1.4's knowen as nicole!

 

[lordbmz]

As my number plate starts with a V Vicki seemed appropriate. It also just happened that it was the name of a work friend who left work just after I purchased her and also her dad helped me do bits to the car.

 

[TomBear]

mine is called betty.........the only reason being is that she is black!

plus diesels have that guitair ish sound,

 

[Munson]

Naming cars is ridiculous TBH.

 

[asrob910]

Love the old codgers on here like! Its a bit of fun at the day!

Mine was called Billy (dunno why haha) and Wor lasses is Suzy the Suzuki (original pet)!

Mates is Colin (Colin the Clio), Wendy the Ka and Paul the Polo!

 

[Ray Gin]

Slut - mk2 Saxo VTR
Heap - 206
Mindy - mk4 GT TDI Golf
Teggy/Teg - Dc2 Integra Type R
Claude - RS Clio 182

 

[Gouldy]

Transit van = the love bus
Astra van = the rave bus

 

[Ex-User (19928)]

Worst 'I have a girlfriend who has a Porsche' thread ever.