Gotta agree with you guys here, i had a Fabia vRS (which seemingly according to many people nowadays is the fastest car on earth, can easily humble a Veyron)....
Anyway, back in the real world, the only way it would keep up with a well driven RS is with a remap - as standard, no chance. They do *feel* quick until they hit their peak power at a lofty 4000 revs, and then you have to change gear again... so its misleading. The Fabia could do 40ish in 2nd, the Clio can do it in first... but they dont seem to realise this.
But then yeah, you can get them remapped, and then they *ARE* quick, but whats that I smell? Oh yes, its the smell of my clutch burning!