5-a-Side Football - Surrey Area

[Tom@JMS]

What's going down at JMS that Failsport can't do?

Cambelt?

Wiper inspection

 

[Nick172Cup]

Lol!

 

[Sir_Dave]

Wiper inspection

:dapprove: such mocking of our 'expertise' ...

Its having the cambelt done Mike, i decided that it would be wise if we didnt attempt it on your drive with a copy of the Haynes manual.

That would have no doubt resulted in failedcambeltsport

 

[Budgie]

LOL. I was going to say, there's not much I won't attempt.

Wiper change and cambelt is about it.

Is Mess in Tom?

I take it Ollie and Nick are in, too?

 

[couzens]

Boosh is in if needed! what times KO?

 

[Sir_Dave]

Boosh is in if needed! what times KO?

8.30, think we're meeting in the usual place at 7.30 though

 

[couzens]

schweeeet

 

[Ollie82.]

1. Budgie
2. Sir_Dave
3. Vish
4. Ryan
5. Tom
6. Russ
7. Ollie

 

[Budgie]

1. Budgie
2. Sir_Dave
3. Vish
4. Ryan
5. Tom
6. Russ
7. Ollie
8. Booshy

Hallam's free if we need him..

 

[Nick172Cup]

1. Budgie
2. Sir_Dave
3. Vish
4. Ryan
5. Tom
6. Russ
7. Ollie
8. Booshy
9. Nick

Oh hai!

 

[Budgie]

Team for tonight?

---------Tom

Dave------Budgie------Ryan

--------Vish

-----------------Ollie

Subs:

Luke, Nick and Russ?

We need to vary the subs up front, I reckon.

Any other suggestions?

 

[couzens]

aye that looks good to me budge, rock solid defence

 

[Nick172Cup]

Sounds good coach Look to have a strong solid team today, apart from me lol

 

[Russy B]

Looks good guys, just need to keep fresh legs on all the time.

 

[couzens]

anyone got spare shinpads? boosh needs some x

 

[Budgie]

I haven't..

Sports Soccer sell 'em for about £4!

 

[BigMan]

I like it! Ryan make sure you get into towards the middle of the park support Vish feed some balls into Ollie. This will invlove a bit of running. Budge and Dave communicate like you do. If Ryan left side a bit open cover until Ryan can peck back. All you need to do is jostle the attackers hold them up until Ryan can reach you and give you support. Vish once Ryan on the left side of midfield switch towards the right side. Use the wings and the space available. Dave and Budge push up to half way mark. What we need to do is push up together and treck back together. This will involve a bit of movement so have ready for Nick to replace Vish, Russ to replace Ryan as and when needed. I would imagine they will be doing a bit of jogging tonight.

Remember I believe in you guys. I will be giving a man hug to each and every one of you as and when I next see you x

WE ARE FAILSPORT, SUPER FAILSPORT, WE ARE FAILSPORT FROM THE NET!

 

[Budgie]

H'actual PMSL at Bigman Mourinho.

 

[BigMan]

Well I learnt from the best Budge!

 

[Nick172Cup]

Lol, is that a ponytail your sporting or is jose strokeing the back of your neck?

Either way.... Fag lol

 

[Budgie]

I believe he's giving a mini Nelson Mandela a piggy-back.

 

[BigMan]

Looking back at that pic I was a lil piggy myself!

 

[couzens]

does bigman have a growth that looks like nelson mandela on his shoulder?

 

[Ollie82.]

Lol @ the Bigman online coaching technique.

 

[Vish]

Lol great stuff Bigman!

 

[Budgie]

4-0 victory FTW.

By the way. I scored all four goals, and saved three shots off the line.

Change of plan tonight, as I'm sure most of you know by text.

Ottershaw Park. 7.30pm.

 

[Vish]

You gay lol

 

[Sir_Dave]

Ha ha, 4-0 ftw.

Meet at park at 7.30pm, pub by 7.35pm ....

 

[BigMan]

It so easy!

I cannot believe managment over the internet works. I am happy! Bigger man hugs for you!

:approve:

 

[Tom@JMS]

That's fine, I'll see you there.

Dave don't be late to mine!

 

[Russy B]

change of plan mike???

 

[Budgie]

Yeah. The other team couldn't pull a team together, so we win by default.

We're going for a kick about at Ottershaw park. Fox Hills Lane. Ottershaw. 7.30pm.

 

[Russy B]

ohhhhhhh lol, cool,

 

[Ollie82.]

4-0? Ok i'll have one by a overhead kick and one volley from about 30 yards out.

The other 2 the rest of you can fight over amongst yourselves....

 

[Budgie]

LOL. You still coming over mate, or meeting there?

 

[Ollie82.]

I think im gonna pop in and see my grandparents in Ottershaw if we aren't meeting till 7.30 so i'll see you over there mate.

 

[Budgie]

Awesome.

 

[Nick172Cup]

Alright to pop over Mike? Bored as sin over here!

 

[couzens]

not able to play for next couple of weeks, on holiday wooo!

 

[Sir_Dave]

not able to play for next couple of weeks, on holiday wooo!

Boo!! Jealous ...

Right, who's in for tomorrow then?

1. Sir_Dave