Why would you park this close?

[twing0joe]

12 gcses and 4 a levels god i must be thick as s**t to get them!

Infantry do every job in the army 90% of the time and are usually self sufficient. In the field i dont remeber getting any help other than engineers.

Get behind the army lads cos you wouldnt wanna be in front of them

 

[Lawrence-182]

The reason i parked slightly over the line is because the person who parked there car next to me on the right hand side was over the line there side, so thats why ive parked slightly pissed but there was nothing next to the car on the left for him to have parked that close!

 

[geordieracer]

The Astra driver has parked properly. They obviously got out no problem or the OP would have a thread whining about damage to his car.

The only poor parking is the OPs

 

[Stefan.]

The reason i parked slightly over the line is because the person who parked there car next to me on the right hand side was over the line there side, so thats why ive parked slightly pissed but there was nothing next to the car on the left for him to have parked that close!

so really you have done what the car next to you has done haha

 

[alanc1000]

12 gcses and 4 a levels god i must be thick as s**t to get them!

Infantry do every job in the army 99% of the time and 90% of the time are self sufficient. In the field i dont remeber getting any help other than engineers.

Get behind the army lads cos you wouldnt wanna be in front of them

congrats, but being in the army still doesnt give you the green light to lob chocolate milkshake over cars?

 

[Chip-mk1]

I parked over the line hoping other dicks didnt park close

If you hadnt parked like a dick, then when he parked perfectly correctly he wouldnt have been too close.

You're the one being an idiot not him IMHO

 

[Spudey]

Who hates it when you go shopping and you purposley park right out the way

The reason i parked slightly over the line is because the person who parked there car next to me on the right hand side was over the line there side, so thats why ive parked slightly pissed but there was nothing next to the car on the left for him to have parked that close!

Keep digging.

Your parking is pish.

 

[p@blo]

Jesus wept.

 

[pastieman]

Tbh the Astra is not that close lol you want to see the spaces where I park outside our flats

 

[twing0joe]

congrats, but being in the army still doesnt give you the green light to lob chocolate milkshake over cars?

Im old skool. An eye for an eye and all that. In this case it was more like an eyelash for an eye but hey.

This thread has gone way too far now anyway.

We can some up that i am a cnut
The op cant park his car

End

 

[Munson]

Seems a about right TBH.

 

[kpowell911]

Im old skool. An eye for an eye and all that. In this case it was more like an eyelash for an eye but hey.

This thread has gone way too far now anyway.

We can some up that i am a cnut
The op cant park his car

End

12 gcses and 4 a levels and cannot use the correct "sum"....

 

[Charlie.]

Lol at 12 GSCEs and 4 A levels.

Ooooohhhh sorry mate, you should of said earlier. You're obviously not thick.

 

[Jay_G]

I absolutely love this forum. So we have an "ex squaddie" who has a problem with authority, so takes it out on Audi owners with McDonalds milkshake, but is also really intelligent.

To be honest mate, the stereotype of "young squaddies" has just been proved how true it is.

To the OP, the Astra was a bit silly parking like that, seeing as there car could probably end up damaged (car park dings etc) but they was still in their right to

 

[cafcross]

So the car next to you was parked pissed, so you parked pissed next to it?

Why did you not just choose another space?

 

[twing0joe]

12 gcses and 4 a levels and cannot use the correct "sum"....

Omfg you are picking on my spelling. God the internet really is patrolled by uber geeks that are pissed everyones shat on them their whole life

 

[aucky]

So the car next to you was parked pissed, so you parked pissed next to it?

Why did you not just choose another space?

Like the astra's space for example.

 

[Jay_G]

Omfg you are picking on my spelling. God the internet really is patrolled by uber geeks that are pissed everyones shat on them their whole life

Sounds like you was bullied in the army, so came out, and now you shout how great it is, and how big and hard you are, and how everyone should get behind them, and not in front of them, etc..

 

[stm77]

What a great thread!!

Let me try and get this straight. You parked on the white line because the car parked to your right was also parked on the white line.. Correct?

Why didn't you park in another spot? Maybe the Astra's spot?

 

[J.B.]

I parked over the line hoping other dicks didnt park close

There are no words. I don't even...

 

[J.B.]

No i just have a big problem with people that think they are god because of money/size of car etc

What about people who think they are god because of their body size and physical strength? Irony!

 

[p@blo]

What about people who think they are god because of their body size and physical strength? Irony!

Double irony at nerd rage with molotov milkshake tbf.

 

[twing0joe]

What about people who think they are god because of their body size and physical strength? Irony!

When thr technological world ends what will win the paper or the sword? Besides im not that big just know all the sweet spots on a human body haha

 

[Goodj]

When the technological world ends what will win the paper or the sword?

When the technological world ends there wont be any need for paper or swords, just radiation suits

 

[twing0joe]

Sounds like you was bullied in the army, so came out, and now you shout how great it is, and how big and hard you are, and how everyone should get behind them, and not in front of them, etc..

Erm..no...just no..

Did take out an american marine weighing at least 20 stone with my 10 half stone skinny self though haha.

Later on i had to push him up a hill with my kit weighing at least 40 kilo and his weighing no more than 10-15 so physical size aint everything agree on that one

 

[It's.Lee]

Youz well bad innit.

 

[imprezaworks]

Flol

 

[Goodj]

Well, Joe knows how to make an impression

 

[leeds_182]

Fuckin jarheads.

 

[twing0joe]

Well, Joe knows how to make an impression

Thankyou!

Seriously thougb im not trying to come across all show offy etc yeah i got war stories coming out my ears etc etc but if these guys want to attack me and try to take the piss just fair they know who they are dealing with as i am a real life person and not just a keyboard typing lol

Im bored of this thread now truly i am id rather talk about cars which is why i got out the army actually people

 

[It's.Lee]

To talk about cars? Strange reason to leave.

 

[leeds_182]

Thankyou!

Seriously thougb im not trying to come across all show offy etc yeah i got war stories coming out my ears etc etc but if these guys want to attack me and try to take the piss just fair they know who they are dealing with as i am a real life person and not just a keyboard typing lol

Im bored of this thread now truly i am id rather talk about cars which is why i got out the army actually people

Id re register with a new username. I don't think you'll ever live this thread down.

 

[Gally]

He won't. He's made a lasting impression.

His grammar and spelling is very poor but I guess you don't need either in the Army, or any qualifications.

Oh I drive an Audi by the way GiTwingoJoe.

 

[twing0joe]

Im on a f**king android phone!!!!!?!?!

 

[Ray Gin]

u mad

 

[Pacman.]

12 Gcses and 2 A levels and you joined the Infantry! What kind of idiot are you or are you just trolling?

 

[Charlie.]

Besides im not that big just know all the sweet spots on a human body haha

Go play with prostate while you think of how you were abused by your headmaster then you anti authority weasel.

 

[Munson]

TJ is bad ass.

 

[Gary-Clio]

Tbf op as stated its you in the wrong, my bro parked like the audi when he first got his new car and got a ticket for it! lol..Epic thread though :clap:

 

[slob]

Gold