Why would you park this close?

[twing0joe]

Why thankyou!

No i just have a big problem with people that think they are god because of money/size of car etc

If i owned something like a lambo i would be passionate about it and take people out in rides generally be friendly etc

Have you met any one with a lambo? Last bloke told me to mind my business and could never afford one! What a prick!

 

[BrianB]

You really dont know me. "i got a problem with authority"

Seriously though i would do it. The last ass end that did this had their car washes in mcdonalds chocolate milkshake

Being in my late 20s and being an ex infantry soldier has its advantages. Those big guys that think they are 'boss' in their audis becoming quivering girls when they realise its not a 19 year old driving mummys twingo haha

your in your late 20's and still behaving like that :S

you come across as a grade A tool

 

[EdV6220]

*snigger*

 

[geordieracer]

You sound like a right dickhead.

EFA.

Being ex infantry doesn't make you the hardest man alive, nor does being in your late twenties.

Someone will cut you down to size one day, and you will be too arrogant to even see it coming.

 

[Silent_Scone]

Between BanjoJoe and the OP, this thread is great. Bay parking is always a lottery, but parking outside of the bay doesn't help.

Even if you're pationate about cars, if I'm in the vectra and I can't get out because you've parked like a penis, I will open my door into you. Even if I don't mean to.


So the answer is simple; don't park like a clown shoe

 

[Gally]

You really dont know me. "i got a problem with authority"

Seriously though i would do it. The last ass end that did this had their car washes in mcdonalds chocolate milkshake

Being in my late 20s and being an ex infantry soldier has its advantages. Those big guys that think they are 'boss' in their audis becoming quivering girls when they realise its not a 19 year old driving mummys twingo haha

I think the irony is lost on you mate.

You damage people's cars because you don't like them?

Mental thread.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

 

[DanFreemanPhoto]

I just really dont understand how people can be this retarded.

So you deliberately park s**t, another person parks perfectly well in the bay next to you.....which causes them to be close to you (caused by your s**t parking)....you then proceed to moan at the person who's done a perfectly good job at parking!! WTF?!

 

[Munson]

OP has been snorting lines of fail.

 

[twing0joe]

I think the irony is lost on you mate.

You damage people's cars because you don't like them?

Mental thread.

Last time i checked milkshake does no permanent damage. When a merc takes up two bays and your already parked and you notice black paint on your bumpstrip what would you do? Nothing? Not how im built im afraid. Anyone we are getting into the realms of waaay off topic so...

Please continue

 

[SC03OTT]

Roids, IIRC.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Last time i checked milkshake does no permanent damage. When a merc takes up two bays and your already parked and you notice black paint on your bumpstrip what would you do? Nothing? Not how im built im afraid. Anyone we are getting into the realms of waaay off topic so...

Please continue

In the eyes of the law it's criminal damage.

 

[Gally]

Yeah nothing, probably because I don't vandalise other people's property. What a cnutish thing to do btw.

 

[Cookie]

I now remember why I don't come into Clio Discussion :|

 

[twing0joe]

In my mind paint on my car = worse than a bit of milkshake.

End

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Can't tell you how many times I've heard the immortal line 'I didn't know it was against the law' whilst slapping on the cuffs of justice.

 

[aucky]

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Opening your car door and accidentally hitting the car next to you = accidental damage

Pouring milkshake over a car because you have the brain thats the size of a peanut = criminal damage.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

FLOL!!!

Too you!

 

[EdV6220]

What flavour milkshake was it?

 

[twing0joe]

Chocolate. The asshole did it on purpose trust me. Im not going to have an argument over my principles in life so im out. The pc brigade are coming out si lets hide back indoors.

 

[EdV6220]

Massive fail.

 

[SC03OTT]

Damaged his own car, just to damage yours on purpose? Hmm, more to this story?

 

[Munson]

Why do you have a Cup badge on your B-pillar?

 

[GiT]

I parked over the line hoping other dicks didnt park close

Actual FLOL - This has made my Sunday EPIC!

 

[DrR]

Lol infantry levels of intelligence never fail to amaze me.

 

[geordieracer]

Last time i checked milkshake does no permanent damage..... Blah de f**king blah de blah

What if the drivers lactose intolerant?

You just keep talking Private Pile and make yourself out to be a bigger and bigger asshole tbh.

 

[Tommo.]

You really dont know me. "i got a problem with authority"

Seriously though i would do it. The last ass end that did this had their car washes in mcdonalds chocolate milkshake

Being in my late 20s and being an ex infantry soldier has its advantages. Those big guys that think they are 'boss' in their audis becoming quivering girls when they realise its not a 19 year old driving mummys twingo haha

LOL

 

[KFRRS94]

Well that didn't work out, did it?

Choose 1 space or 2.

1.1 doesnt work.

This.

 

[kpowell911]

your in your late 20's and still behaving like that :S

you come across as a grade A tool

He's an ex infantory soldier, they're all c***s.

 

[GiT]

Is he Gareth Keenan?

 

[alanc1000]

this thread is ridiculous!

 

[DrR]

He's an ex infantory soldier, they're all c**ts.

Id say 99% I know 2 who are ok lol

 

[slob]

I just really dont understand how people can be this retarded.

So you deliberately park s**t, another person parks perfectly well in the bay next to you.....which causes them to be close to you (caused by your s**t parking)....you then proceed to moan at the person who's done a perfectly good job at parking!! WTF?!

This,

cant understand some of the stuff posted here sometimes, good entertainment though, keep it up.

 

[lukeUR197]

This thread is hilarious!

 

[Charlie.]

You really dont know me. "i got a problem with authority"

Shut up, you thick c**t.

 

[Munson]

Harsh.

 

[Goodj]

Aren't you supposed to line up the lines with your number plate?

In either case, OP fail.

 

[...]

Harsh.

well i would say having an issue with authority you'd have to be a few sandwiches short of a Greggs to join the army in the first place , therefore the rest of his comments are no surprise .

as for the OP he has a point , he did park badly himself but parking that close to someones car makes no sense at all .

 

[Chip-mk1]

My mate parking like a boss.

I'd not be too surprised if someone looking for a space who couldnt get one cause he had taken the last two just got out and keyed his car for being a selfish tw*t TBH so if he is doing it trying to avoid damage to his car it might end up with the opposite effect.