Torque Moto Cafe - Horsham - 14th May

[Hixle]

I predict annoying parking when I arrive late.

Which car are you bringing?

I know you have about 17, none of which work properly.

 

[Touring_Rob]

Which car are you bringing?

I know you have about 17, none of which work properly.

The mini if its not broken by then. I was thinking of getting the bike out of hibernation but I can't really be bothered with the faff of MOT, insurance, tax etc. Plus my leathers absolutely won't fit anymore.

 

[Hixle]

You still need to do a thread on your Touring.

And bring that if it’s working!

 

[Touring_Rob]

You still need to do a thread on your Touring.

And bring that if it’s working!

It is absolutely not working haha

 

[Sir Nancy Flowers]

It is absolutely not working haha

name change then mate, sorry, its out of my hands.

@Sunglasses_Ron - 'Not Touring Rob' please x

 

[Cookie]

The mini if its not broken by then. I was thinking of getting the bike out of hibernation but I can't really be bothered with the faff of MOT, insurance, tax etc. Plus my leathers absolutely won't fit anymore.

I vote for bike

 

[Touring_Rob]

I vote for bike

If I have time I'll get an MOT on it, worried as I haven't ridden in such a long time! like 5-6 years. Blade has just been sitting there looking sad.

 

[Not a Diesel!!!]

This is so close I would be mad not to show my face. Providing I don't have a newly fitted kitchen that needs painting.

1. Luke
2. Cookie
3. Davyy / StayPuft 🤣
4. Boring_Gob (get control of your s**t)
5. MarkCup
6. Giraffe
7. Racky (not blacklisted)
8. Stefan
9. Sir_Dave
10. Cub
11. Don’t call me Dave (Russ)
12. Sir Nancy Flowers (aka Will)
13. Fletcher
14. Not a Diesel!!!

 

[Cub.]

Can I bring my truck?? Or is it a car car meet?

TROOOOOKKKK

 

[Bradshire01]

@Simon1975 we going to this. Only an hour away

 

[Simon1975]

@Simon1975 we going to this. Only an hour away

Kids may have kart academy would like to tho

 

[Bradshire01]

They can miss a week. Or drop them off at Crawley and leave them there 😂

 

[Simon1975]

They can miss a week. Or drop them off at Crawley and leave them there 😂

Needs to be at docklands. They're missing 4 weeks but I'll see what I can arrange

 

[TimR26]

Cleaned the R26 earlier so would be rude not to come along next Sunday.

1. Hi Kiss Luke&Em
2. Cookie
3. Davyy / StayPuft 🤣
4. Boring_s**t (get control of your Gob)
5. MarkCup
6. Long necked horse
7. Racky (not blacklisted)
8. Gloria eStefan
9. Sir_Dave
10. Cub
11. Don’t call me Russ (Dave)
12. Sir Will Flowers (aka Nancy)
13. Fletcher
14. Not a Petrol!!!
15. TimR26

 

[Not a Diesel!!!]

I appear to have been re-named by a Derv lover....

 

[Not a Diesel!!!]

Cleaned the R26 earlier so would be rude not to come along next Sunday.

1. Hi Kiss Luke&Em
2. Cookie
3. Davyy / StayPuft 🤣
4. Boring_s**t (get control of your Gob)
5. MarkCup
6. Long necked horse
7. Racky (not blacklisted)
8. Gloria eStefan
9. Sir_Dave
10. Cub
11. Don’t call me Russ (Dave)
12. Sir Will Flowers (aka Nancy)
13. Fletcher
14. Not a Petrol!!!
15. TimR26

Someone looks to have rung all the poo out of a pigeon over mine. A weeks worth of rain will clean that up.

 

[Stefan.]

Cleaned the R26 earlier so would be rude not to come along next Sunday.

1. Hi Kiss Luke&Em
2. Cookie
3. Davyy / StayPuft 🤣
4. Boring_s**t (get control of your Gob)
5. MarkCup
6. Long necked horse
7. Racky (not blacklisted)
8. Gloria eStefan
9. Sir_Dave
10. Cub
11. Don’t call me Russ (Dave)
12. Sir Will Flowers (aka Nancy)
13. Fletcher
14. Not a Petrol!!!
15. TimR26

Gloria estefan....cheeky c**t 🤣🤣

 

[Daniel]

I’ve just seen where this is. 2.5 hours assuming no traffic. I mean I love you all like ginger stepchildren but not that much. Enjoy. X

 

[Stefan.]

I’ve just seen where this is. 2.5 hours assuming no traffic. I mean I love you all like ginger stepchildren but not that much. Enjoy. X

 

[Cub.]

I’ve just seen where this is. 2.5 hours assuming no traffic. I mean I love you all like ginger stepchildren but not that much. Enjoy. X

Bedwetter.

 

[Pegasaurus Rex]

I’ve just seen where this is. 2.5 hours assuming no traffic. I mean I love you all like ginger stepchildren but not that much. Enjoy. X

f**k I just googled it!!! It’s basically France

 

[MarkCup]

Mange tout, mange tout.

 

[Not a Diesel!!!]

f**k I just googled it!!! It’s basically France

Just told wife we live in South of France. She was perplexed.

 

[Hixle]

People still good for 9am Sunday? Apart from @Daniel, who claims he loves driving all day but is a vagina and won’t come and see us.

Just a reminder of this gem.

 

[Touring_Rob]

I'm going to make a monumental effort to get there for 8:30. I will be with kiddo I suspect.

 

[Touring_Rob]

People still good for 9am Sunday? Apart from @Daniel, who claims he loves driving all day but is a vagina and won’t come and see us.

Just a reminder of this gem.

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tbf Bristol to Horsham is a bit of a mission

 

[Touring_Rob]

@Hixle Apparently Porsche day this Sunday? Wondering if they will let us park there at all?

 

[MarkCup]

@Hixle Apparently Porsche day this Sunday? Wondering if they will let us park there at all?

Are you worthy? But yeah, this could be a problem.

 

[MarkCup]

The rules say turned away when full. I'll be there for 0830, that should be early enough to get in.

 

[Touring_Rob]

 

[Stay Puft]

I’m working quite late Saturday but should be there. A bit of a trek!

 

[Hixle]

@Hixle Apparently Porsche day this Sunday? Wondering if they will let us park there at all?

I have no idea. I also take no responsibility if we’re not let in 😂

@Cookie know of any other brekkie places local with a car park as a back-up option?

 

[Cub.]

FFS. I was hoping for a bit more of a lie in. But I can get down there just to f**k off all the Germanic control freak owners with some Italian raucous passion noise.

 

[Touring_Rob]

I have no idea. I also take no responsibility if we’re not let in 😂

@Cookie know of any other brekkie places local with a car park as a back-up option?

I hold you fully accountable for the events of Sunday including the early start and likely breakdown I will suffer on the way there and/or back home.

 

[Stefan.]

FFS. I was hoping for a bit more of a lie in. But I can get down there just to f**k off all the Germanic control freak owners with some Italian raucous passion noise.

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Owns German car...

 

[Hixle]

@Cub. are you going M3 > M25?

 

[Stay Puft]

Anyone going up from Fareham / Portsmouth / Southampton direction?

 

[Cub.]

@Cub. are you going M3 > M25?

or down and through Bracknell and across. Depends on traffic.

 

[MarkCup]

Anyone going up from Fareham / Portsmouth / Southampton direction?

Sort of. I can meet you anywhere along the A27?

 

[Cookie]

I have no idea. I also take no responsibility if we’re not let in 😂

@Cookie know of any other brekkie places local with a car park as a back-up option?

Billy's Menu - Billy's on the Road

Menu for Billy's on the Road, a roadside cafe and restaurant on the A29 Stane Street near Billingshurst, West Sussex.

www.billysontheroad.co.uk

Decent enough caff nearby ish. Car park isn't a bad size. It's a biker hangout/where old people go for Sunday breakfast

There's also the Chalet Cafe in Cowfold on the A281, again, more bikers (and its more a greasy spoon/transport cafe than anything else) but car park is a good size