The Bad Car Advert Thread...

[Gally]

After a small rant by myself someone suggested making a bad advert thread, well here it is!

I think this section is best suited for it.

First up the greatest Saxo VTS in the world... http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-...-the-best-in-ukpriced-to-sale-1800/1093032002

The spelling was quite on point.

 

[RSteve]

Really digging those PLOLISHED ALLUMINUM wheels!

 

[AndyStew]

"Know rust, know dents"
"Know nocks, rattles or squeaks"

Na sorry mate, don't know them. Friends of yours?

It's usually 'no' for 'know', never seen it used the other way before.

 

[welshname]

This could be great but I'd suggest copying and pasting adverts so that they don't disappear.

 

[Jack!]

Vote to rename the detailing section of the site to "Plolishing Your Car"?




Still laughing at PLOLISHING.

 

[Gally]

This could be great but I'd suggest copying and pasting adverts so that they don't disappear.

I actually thought that!

 

[leeds_182]

I like that Saxo in a I want to de chav it kind of way.

 

[leedsboy]

Any advert with the word 'lol' in it needs to be avoided.

 

[Short Norman]

Any advert with the word 'lol' in it needs to be avoided.

Or 'beast'
Or 'not for the faint hearted'
Or where they call the car 'she'

 

[Knuckles]

Yeah, there's no way I'm attempting to read that advert/paragraph

 

[PP200t]

Or where they call the car 'she'

I call my car a she, just like any mechanical item traditionally is. (Or so I believe)

I'll get my coat.

 

[Adam93]

Some classics in the Saxo advert....
this is my personal fave "High left cams with followers £1000" high left ? tempted to message him and ask him about the high right cams.

 

[Fantom]

Apart from the front grill and all the lights I actually quite like that. The wheels look good.
Can't see any mention of a power figure which is odd. It is pretty hard to read though!
Love the way he starts by saying he's 32 and not a chav but then the writing skills convince you otherwise!

 

[Goodj]

Thread disappoints with lack of nostalgic adverts.
So, I'm here to resolve

 

[cat171]

Apart from the front grill and all the lights I actually quite like that. The wheels look good.
Can't see any mention of a power figure which is odd. It is pretty hard to read though!
Love the way he starts by saying he's 32 and not a chav but then the writing skills convince you otherwise!

Lol!!! I can't believe someone who is 32 drives that!! I got four lines into the ad & had to abort.

 

[Herr Flick]

THIS CAR IS VERY TUNED AND VERY FAST, IF YOUR A NEW DRIVER AND NO NOTHING ABOUT CARS THEN DONT BOTHER.......

Best tag line in the world, might put that at the end of all my adverts lol.


Not bad but mainly for the pictures.
Tempted to ask him if the car is from Austrailia..
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rov...1195166?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a4a10181e

 

[Rache]

The advert itself is brilliant but the car is bad, is that okay to post?!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-FIAT...4183809?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c4c007981

 

[Adam93]

Lol, another ebay classic advert. I had an 04 1.4 Punto before the 197 and mechanically it was sound.

 

[Daniel]

He wants balans on collation. Obviously.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-MERC...2375193?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item339b82d699

No interior pics, no engine pics, no mention of history, Oh and the foglight is mash. And only 23 days MOT what could possibly go wrong!
ffs.

 

[DaveDreads]

'left beck indication don't work front fog light missing and mash'
(I got two turn tables and a microphone)

 

[Bear Head]

He wants balans on collation. Obviously.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-MERC...2375193?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item339b82d699

No interior pics, no engine pics, no mention of history, Oh and the foglight is mash. And only 23 days MOT what could possibly go wrong!
ffs.

Thats wonderful. Look at the Bad-Man wheels. Hahaha.

 

[Herr Flick]

That Merc is a wind up surely??
How can someone who is clearly old enough to drive, be that illiterate?

 

[dann2707]

Am I the only one who didn't mind the saxo advert? Sure he can't spell for s**t but he actually seemed to have put a lot of thought into the advert and covered most things! It's the adverts with nothing in them that winds me up. Or total site like that seller in Leeds who copy and pastes the same description for different cars haha

 

[..Jack..]

 

[Cookie]

Shame it's not even remotely real (and barely funny)

 

[Welsh.Dan]

Saxo man can spell..... just uses the completely wrong words! Lol.
Especially like "piss pore job" and "all work done bye pro's"

 

[decco]

Really !!

 

[BREMBO]

The advert itself is brilliant but the car is bad, is that okay to post?!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-FIAT...4183809?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c4c007981

That's brilliant

 

[jesus]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Car-Mpv-/...arts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item2c946855d8

 

[AndyStew]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Car-Mpv-/...arts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item2c946855d8

Such a woman's touch.

I wonder what power those 20L engines produce.

 

[Gally]

At least it has more than 1 picture. Lack of information is staggering. As is the 20l Koleos engine.

 

[jesus]

I just love the title! I only found it as I was searching for a Renault aerial. God knows why that came up.

 

[Welsh.Dan]

That's amazing.....

The way I look at it is you can't even be fucked to structure and write a decent advert to sell your car, then you definitely can't be arsed to maintain the car!!

 

[leedsboy]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Car-Mpv-/...arts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item2c946855d8

Only costs £2.80 to get it delivered though.

 

[cat171]

I just love the title! I only found it as I was searching for a Renault aerial. God knows why that came up.

She listed it in the aerials category 😂

Worst ad ever though!!!

 

[dann2707]

She listed it in the aerials category 😂

Worst ad ever though!!!

Made me piss myself laughing out loud at work thanks for that, that's amazing hahaha!!

 

[ADS_V6]

comes with 12 moths,betta get rentokill in lol

 

[Welsh.Dan]

Can't work out wether this is actually bad or work of genius. Well worth the read. Hilarious! http://m.ebay.com/itm/281558644591?cmd=VIDESC

All credit to @Chris_Beer for finding this in another thread☺

 

[jesus]

She listed it in the aerials category 😂

Worst ad ever though!!!

I suppose it does come with an aerial!

 

[cat171]

I suppose it does come with an aerial!

Lol, true!! If she's going that route, she could have shoved it in the wheels & tyres category too :fearscream: