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Hve to say, this is fun, but Im hungry so Im off for lunch. Carry on the muppet talk and Ill be back to wind you up some more later. See ya Nick. Hope the 5 makes it home tonight

Matt, have a read at the "my cars f***in hard" post if you want a real laugh. Very funny bloke...

We could start with the NSX, or the 348 GTB, the 911 Turbo... And, yes, I have driven those, and many more. Contacts in the motor trade, rallying and friends inside Honda, Rover/MG, Prodrive and BAR, all helps!

If you really think a modded Renault 5 is the be-all-and-end-all of cars you are either: a. far too young to know better b. deluded c. making this up as you go along d. all of the above Believe me, Ive owned and driven cars that would make your kiddy cart weep into its leaking...

ROFLMAO That has to be just about the saddest post Ive ever read on here or anywhere else. Its up there with the "Clio vs Evo" muppet. This board is just the best. Hilarious.

Actually, they should be along soon. The "CTR is sh*te" thread has pissed a large number of them off...

And if I really wanted to spend £4500 on a straight line drag racer, i could happily find something to eat your garlic box for breakfast. Thankfully, I left my Muppet membership 15 years ago and discovered that cars go round corners too! And never assume how fast other cars are. A Renault...

LOL You guys are SO scary and tough, can I be in your gang? I assume the lobotomy is optional? Or do you leave your brains at home when driving?

Woopee. Im so happy for you. And, indeed, i do have a knob thank you. How about you?

Its fine. 0-100 172: 19 secs CTR 15.8 secs Should just about be able to see you in my mirror

"1990 G Reg proven 220 bhp 16k+ spent , Engine spec consisting of : KTR 230 Hybrid Turbo KTR 360 Deg Thrust bearing KTR High Flow Pipe and Elbow KTR Braided oil feed pipe KTR Uprated fuel pump KTR Uprated alternator KTR Group A Carb KTR Racing plugs and silicone leads KTR Group A Twin...

Hve to say, this is fun, but Im hungry so Im off for lunch. Carry on the muppet talk and Ill be back to wind you up some more later. See ya Nick. Hope the 5 makes it home tonight

Matt, have a read at the "my cars f***in hard" post if you want a real laugh. Very funny bloke...

We could start with the NSX, or the 348 GTB, the 911 Turbo... And, yes, I have driven those, and many more. Contacts in the motor trade, rallying and friends inside Honda, Rover/MG, Prodrive and BAR, all helps!

Im just waiting for "Hilly"s next claim: a waz down the asda the othr nite and a raced the space shuttle and a giv him da bird cos a beat him haha

If you really think a modded Renault 5 is the be-all-and-end-all of cars you are either: a. far too young to know better b. deluded c. making this up as you go along d. all of the above Believe me, Ive owned and driven cars that would make your kiddy cart weep into its leaking...

ROFLMAO That has to be just about the saddest post Ive ever read on here or anywhere else. Its up there with the "Clio vs Evo" muppet. This board is just the best. Hilarious.

It exists. Anyone that thinks all Evos give out the regulated 276bhp is folling themselves. They are actually quite limited at that. 350bhp is a piece of piss.

Actually, they should be along soon. The "CTR is sh*te" thread has pissed a large number of them off...

And if I really wanted to spend £4500 on a straight line drag racer, i could happily find something to eat your garlic box for breakfast. Thankfully, I left my Muppet membership 15 years ago and discovered that cars go round corners too! And never assume how fast other cars are. A Renault...

LOL You guys are SO scary and tough, can I be in your gang? I assume the lobotomy is optional? Or do you leave your brains at home when driving?

Id avoid the muppet like the plague! Either that , or take along a shotgun and rid the world of another vermin

Woopee. Im so happy for you. And, indeed, i do have a knob thank you. How about you?

Its fine. 0-100 172: 19 secs CTR 15.8 secs Should just about be able to see you in my mirror

Wonder if he got his mum to type it?

Nope, but retards like this fool are such easy targets!!!

"1990 G Reg proven 220 bhp 16k+ spent , Engine spec consisting of : KTR 230 Hybrid Turbo KTR 360 Deg Thrust bearing KTR High Flow Pipe and Elbow KTR Braided oil feed pipe KTR Uprated fuel pump KTR Uprated alternator KTR Group A Carb KTR Racing plugs and silicone leads KTR Group A Twin...

"funny night last nite, was driving threw ashton under lyne (monk ul now where this is !!!) come along a dead straight road past college and then down to big roundabout where bt is, saw a evo 6 aprroaching past so i sl*gged it in 3rd and give it the old peter ban, brakes gud on mine so he nealy...

"one day many thousands of pounds worth of mods have paid off" When the Evo driver just handed over his cheque and got a car that fast straight from the showroom, without the hastle and reliability problems of an overstressed modded car. You see my point? And if you DID manage to beat...

If it was an L reg, it was an S2, 2.2litre 5 cylinder and 210bhp. Not that quick and not that great a handler! Sorry to disillusion you... Maybe well meet on the road some day. Look out for a black CTR with the Honda-R logo...