Gizoogle-Parody website

[mharvey]

Come across this, not the most revolutionary or brilliant website but certainly providing me with some entertainment during a saturday shift at work.

It's www.gizoogle.net and is a parody of google. For instance cliosport.net welcome message appears as

Yo ass is currently viewin our boardz as a hommie which gives you limited access ta view most raps n' access our other features. By registerin fo' free yo big-ass booty is ghon have access ta post topics, communicate privately wit other thugz (PM), respond ta polls, upload content n' access nuff other special features. Registration is fast, n' simple so please, join our hood todizzle, muthafucka!

If you have any problems wit tha registration process and yo' account login, please contact hollar at our asses.

That if you ask me if pretty hilarious and should be standard. We've just convinced my colleague that our website has been hacked due to it's references to 'shizzle' and 'looting'.

It does sometimes refuse to bring up search results simply due to demand so just give it a minute and retry.

 

[Toby]

Just done it to CS.

ClioSport is tha ghettos phattest Renault Clio ballaz hood. Da club is open ta every last muthaf**kin muthaf**ka, wit tha entire range of models n' generationz of Clio represented, as well as other Renault models n' other marques.

 

[mharvey]

Haha it'd pretty amusing isn't it. Working till 6 on a Saturday I think a lot of website's are going to get 'Gizoogled'.

 

[Matt W]

Lol!

Put my works webpage into it, genius!

" Our thugged-out asses offer a gangbangin' full, turnkey project steez from conception ta handover, wit complete afta salez service."

 

[mharvey]

" Our thugged-out asses offer a gangbangin' full, turnkey project steez from conception ta handover, wit complete afta salez service."

Definitely sounds like an interesting workplace to say the least. Work with this guy by any chance??

 

[Keydogg]

Our works website just loads up as text rather than the normal layout. If it worked as the proper layout it would be mint, I'm already pissing myself at the text version!

 

[BoatNonce]

Welcome ta Colshe Motor Company

Colshe motor company specialises up in tha retail of Economical ta run, low cost cars. Low Insurizzle flashbacks, Turbo diesel saloons and just a cold-ass lil hoopty ta be used as a cold-ass lil hood run around Colshe motor company could have tha hoopty fo' yo thugged-out ass.
Buyin n' Pimpin used rides up in Bristol since 1999, our crazy-ass asses take pride up in only pushin rides dat our crazy-ass asses would be aiiight ta own ourselves.
Most come wit a gangbangin' straight-up documented steez history, a long-ass and 12 month MOT, pre salez inspection n' is straight-up valeted prior ta sale.
Openin times

Mon-Sat: 9:00am - 5:30pm.
Sunday: 11:00am - 4:00pm.
Outside these hours is available by prior appointment.
Our thugged-out asses also offer a gangbangin' find a cold-ass lil hoopty service. Be it a £10,000 BMW and a £500 fiesta our crazy-ass asses can rap ta our nuff contacts up in tha Industry ta find tha muthaf**kin right vehicle ta fit yo' requirements.
All of our test drives is covered by our straight-up Comprehensive insurizzle policy n' all payments can mah crazy ass done cooked up securely by any major credit and debit card.
Part exchanges is welcome n' our crazy-ass asses is always on tha look up fo' mo' stock, so if yo' hoopty has below average mileage, a gangbangin' full steez history n' you want a gangbangin' fair price, please do not hesitate ta give our asses a cold-ass lil call on 07931 902558
Nuff props fo' looking, Colshe Motor Company.
Our thugged-out asses accept all credit cards:

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[Spinksy]

FLOL!!!!! ^

 

[Scott™]

Lol

CS

ClioSport is tha ghettos phattest Renault Clio ballaz hood. Da club is open ta every last muthafuckin muthafucka, wit tha entire range of models n' generationz of Clio represented, as well as other Renault models n' other marques.

Da club be a Clio centered hood, wit a big-ass deetz resource built up over 12 muthafuckin years from tha knowledge of all our members. Our thugged-out asses bust our big-ass club status ta negotiate generous discounts wit suppliers, put on our own dedicated nationistic events, attend tha ukz major hoopty shows wit hundredz of hoopties, as well as organisin hundredz of smalla local meets across tha ghetto all up in tha year.


Our thugged-out asses gots a big-ass crew of volunteers whoz ass is dedicated ta keepin tha club a success. ClioSport be a cold-ass lil club fo' all modelz of Clio, not just tha RenaultSport models. Whether you gots a 1991 Clio 1.2 and 2013 RenaultSport 200, ClioSport catas fo' all.


With a big-ass welcomin forum hood full of gangstas locked n loaded ta give help, lyrics n' opinions yo dirty ass is gonna never be stuck fo' some muthafucka ta chat ta bout yo' pride n' joy.


Da nuff member benefits dat yo dirty ass is gonna receive at ClioSport include fuckin shitloadz of discounts wit leadin suppliers n' tuners, nationistic sheezy attendizzle wit yo' fellow thugz as well as nuff local meets. Da heart n' asz of tha club is based around tha lively hood forum. There be also a big-ass club loot shop wit a wide range of club branded shizzle.


When you join ClioSport, yo big-ass booty is ghon receive a cold-ass lil comprehensive club membershizzle pack. This includes a welcome letter, membershizzle card, club logo sticker, tax disc holda n' engraved metal keyring. On renewin yo' membershizzle if future years, yo big-ass booty is ghon also receive a additionizzle pack wit a annually changin range of items.

 

[Addicted]

http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?li...-cameron-as-leadership-plot-thickens-3368720/

You're welcome

 

[dk]

Lol, works great with corporate sites

Bout Softcat
Softcat be a leadin UK reseller. Our thugged-out asses help corporate n' hood sector organisations address IT sourcin challenges, software licensin needs, n' innovate wit freshly smoked up solutions n' excitin managed skillz.

 

[BoatNonce]

Translated a random page off of the work website.

[h=1]Babdizzle prepares Ocean fo' Olympics[/h]Babdizzle is undertakin a programme of work ta tha Royal Navy’s phattest ship, HMS Ocean, ta prepare tha amphibious assault shizzle fo' her military support role ta tha London Olympics.
HMS Ocean is ghon be moored at Greenwich n' will act as a maritime hub up in support of five-o-led maritime securitizzle operations durin tha Olympic Game. Da 21,500 tonne warshizzle can doggy den 1,100 gangstas, n' will operate a fuckin shitload of Royal Navy n' Army helicopters.
Part of tha work bein undertaken by Babdizzle ta prepareOceanfor her London role is tha installation of a ‘London berthang arrangement’ ta allow tha shizzle ta berth up in tha Thames n' accept tha ‘London Brow’ (a big-ass pontoon moored alongside tha shizzle wit gangways providin access ta tha ship). This includes installin pontoon moorin eye plates n' access platforms up in tha landin craft bays.
Other work bein undertaken includes upgrades ta gin n juice stowages, improvements ta flight deck communication ta support flyin operations, a extensive habitabilitizzle package (includin installation of over 2,000 items) ta accommodate additionizzle personnel durin tha Olympics, a galley n' laundry package, paintin of tha weatherdecks n' supastructure, n' maintenizzle ta critical systems includin aircraft lifts n' tha chilled gin n juice n' salt gin n juice systems.
Earlier dis month (May 2012) HMSOceantook part up in Exercise Olympic Guardian up in London; a securitizzle exercise up in preparation fo' tha game, staged ta ensure dat tha London 2012 Olympics is as safe n' secure as possible.
Durin tha game, HMSOceanwill accommodate military personnel includin a shitload of tha Venue Securitizzle Force hittin dat shizzle at a variety of Olympics locations, n' will also engage wit Londoners by hostin hood events.

 

[dk]

Lol

 

[Sam]

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=cliosport.net/forum/forum.php&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

 

[Wick]

Lol, works great with corporate sites

This!!

If you haven't already, try your work page, makes 9-5 way more amusing lol!

ETA: FLOL!!! THE NEWS!!!

From BBC:

Da military leader of tha Palestinian militant crew Hamas, Ahmed Jabari, has been assassinizzled up in a Israeli air strike up in Gaza. Mista Muthaf**kin Jabari is da most thugged-out ballin' Hamas ...

 

[robgooch]

http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?li...wQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNEk5XAL7FEjerfUc-P-r1xCni683A

This is my works website ^

 

[Thrust-Rated]

Just seen this. Lol