Escort Service

[Paulie]

Anyone know a rough price for:

A full service,
cambelt,
and a new clutch,

parts and labour from a garage?

Cheers.

 

[McBunny]

thats shite

 

[Sarah]

ring around and get a few quotes

 

[Malky]

I laugh at these questions. (I'm so guilty of it myself too lol)

Just phone around the garages you intend to take it to.

 

[Mr Pants]

The subject of this thread mislead me.

 

[m4rkie23]

I thought this thread would be more interesting TBH

 

[Sarah]

LOL thats what i thought when i opened the thread, spesh when it was in GC

 

[MikeB]

Rough guess £800+

 

[bass_direct]

Between £600-£750

 

[Daniel]

WTF?

Does he mean how much for a service on his Ford Escort?

 

[MikeB]

I think so:S

 

[Dave..]

...and I thought we had some one who needed an escort for an evenings entertainment :dapprove:

 

[Gumby]

I giggled at the title. I then opened the thread and discovered it wasn't one of Medici999's new ways to earn money.

 

[Dave..]

I giggled at the title. I then opened the thread and discovered it wasn't one of Medici999's new ways to earn money.

LOL

 

[maynard]

At a guess:

A full service, £100
cambelt £250
and a new clutch £250

 

[sideways danny]

this thread fails on every level

no hookers

no info on the car

sit in the corner and have a word with yourself

 

[AlexS]

Lol, £1 millon.
Is it an Escort Cosworth, or a 1.3 Bonanza! The price is going to vary a fair bit.

 

[maynard]

Lol, £1 millon.
Is it an Escort Cosworth, or a 1.3 Bonanza! The price is going to vary a fair bit.

lol i'm going with the 1.3!

 

[Daniel]

Lol, £1 millon.
Is it an Escort Cosworth, or a 1.3 Bonanza! The price is going to vary a fair bit.

My neighbour had a mk4 bonanza!!!! It was silver with a gash check interior!!! It was about 2 years old iirc and it still burnt oil on startup! lol.

 

[AlexS]

They were/ are utter, uttter turd! The only escort worth servicing would be a cosworth, wouldn't bother with anything else!
You can't beat the sound of the 1.3 Endura engine first thing in the morning, skeleton masturbating in a filing cabinet springs to mind!

 

[Daniel]

FLOL!!!!

 

[TimR26]

50 quid for a happy ending...

 

[Paulie]

sorry about the lack of info, its a 1.6 X reg with air con. Its the other halfs car. Got a quote of 550 from Mr Clutch in bromley to do the work...

 

[MikeB]

Avoid!