And those badges... Why? :|
Also, just looked at the car... Dear lord.
If you do want to spray I'd recommend taking it off personally. If you do mask, make sure it's thorough! I've previously had some very good results with a satin black rattle can from Halfords. Probably could achieve similar results on your lesser spotted "type r sport clio"
Dressed plastics should be the last of your worries!
Why have you got a type R badge on your tailgate?
Boiled linseed oil...
What's srs?