Upbadging Nonces

Cookson · May 17, 2024

Matt W said:
Rear seat ‘delete’

Crayola · May 17, 2024

DaveDreads said:
This was in the works car park today.

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@JP83 what are you like!

JP83 · May 17, 2024

Crayola said:
@JP83 what are you like!

I started typing a reply to Dave's post the other day going full BoatNonce and quoting "ahhcckkktuwallly, there's a 2.5 S-Max petrol engine based on the...."

Oh f**k it.

Mine would be the STI-Max. Sextually transmitted infections TO DA MAAAXXXXXX

Djw John · May 17, 2024

JP83 said:
I started typing a reply to Dave's post the other day going full BoatNonce and quoting "ahhcckkktuwallly, there's a 2.5 S-Max petrol engine based on the...."

Oh f**k it.

Mine would be the STI-Max. Sextually transmitted infections TO DA MAAAXXXXXX

Well, akshually I had one. But it still wasn't a ST s-max.

Just a s**t one.

DaveDreads · May 17, 2024

JP83 said:
I started typing a reply to Dave's post the other day going full BoatNonce and quoting "ahhcckkktuwallly, there's a 2.5 S-Max petrol engine based on the...."

Oh f**k it.

Mine would be the STI-Max. Sextually transmitted infections TO DA MAAAXXXXXX

In the same way Renault put a 2.0 petrol with the F4R engine code in a people carrier, didn't make it a Renault Sport though, unless you spent a fiver in Halfords, then it did.

Crayola · May 17, 2024

JP83 said:
I started typing a reply to Dave's post the other day going full BoatNonce and quoting "ahhcckkktuwallly, there's a 2.5 S-Max petrol engine based on the...."

Oh f**k it.

Mine would be the STI-Max. Sextually transmitted infections TO DA MAAAXXXXXX

Aye but yours has a pull-out bed inside

Which is quite the opposite of the driver I heard as he never pulls out 🫦

JP83 · May 17, 2024

Crayola said:
Aye but yours has a pull-out bed inside

Which is quite the opposite of the driver I heard as he never pulls out 🫦

BoatNonce · May 17, 2024

JP83 said:
I started typing a reply to Dave's post the other day going full BoatNonce and quoting "ahhcckkktuwallly, there's a 2.5 S-Max petrol engine based on the...."

Oh f**k it.

Mine would be the STI-Max. Sextually transmitted infections TO DA MAAAXXXXXX

Haha nerd

hopgop1 · May 19, 2024

Didn’t know you could put a tow bar on what’s clearly a 172

SCJM21 · May 19, 2024

Is it just upbadging or upmodding too? Like the neighbours M320D.

Matt Cup · May 19, 2024

SCJM21 said:
Is it just upbadging or upmodding too? Like the neighbours M320D.

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Got to give them a little bit of credit, at least they haven’t put any badges on it.

Rojer · May 21, 2024

Rich-D · May 21, 2024

Genius

BIFCAIDS · May 21, 2024

Rojer said:
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If anything, that just makes me laugh, instead of thinking "tw@".

leedsboy · May 21, 2024

Rojer said:
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It's actually got the engine out of a C63 AMG in it.

davo172 · May 21, 2024

DaveDreads said:
This was in the works car park today.

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Sounds like a sanitary product

Donny_Dog · May 23, 2024

Crayola · May 23, 2024

That actually looks decent though 😂

R3k1355 · May 23, 2024

There's quite a following for OEM wheels on other marques, obviously people have been putting Porsche wheels on VDubs for donkeys years.

BIFCAIDS · May 23, 2024

Crayola said:
That actually looks decent though 😂

Would be better if the center caps were Vauxhall badges, but it does look decent.

Oggy997 · May 23, 2024

Turkish gt3

Crayola · May 24, 2024

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Yarp · May 24, 2024

Donny_Dog said:
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I saw that in Facebook. I’ve got to say I think those wheels look cracking on it. Please don’t ban me 🤣

Short Norman · May 24, 2024

Crayola said:
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My effort from about 13 years ago (found the m badge under the drivers seat when I bought the car).

Coby. · May 26, 2024

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adamlstr · Tuesday at 1:45 PM

I am doubting the k-swap provenance here.

Matt Cup · Tuesday at 1:46 PM

I am surprised Honda haven’t jumped on the “-line” bandwagon like every other manufacturer tbh.

SharpyClio · Tuesday at 2:00 PM

Matt Cup said:
I am surprised Honda haven’t jumped on the “-line” bandwagon like every other manufacturer tbh.

They do a type s and my mates mum had one this was 2003, he tried to convince me that it was a type-r but 5 door

Matt Cup · Tuesday at 2:31 PM

Completely forgot about the type-s models tbh.

Daz... · Tuesday at 2:39 PM

SharpyClio said:
They do a type s and my mates mum had one this was 2003, he tried to convince me that it was a type-r but 5 door

I’ve seen a few of those with Type-R badges on. You can spot them a mile off.

Advikaz · Tuesday at 3:57 PM

Not up badging as such. Just really, really shite.

G. Brzęczyszczykiewicz · Tuesday at 4:07 PM

@Touring_Rob should buy a big wing and splitter to go with the roof he's definitely going to buy

Advikaz · Tuesday at 5:03 PM

G. Brzęczyszczykiewicz said:
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@Touring_Rob should buy a big wing and splitter to go with the roof he's definitely going to buy

That’s my pals. It’s pretty trick !

Fully flat floored

G. Brzęczyszczykiewicz · Tuesday at 5:10 PM

Advikaz said:
That’s my pals. It’s pretty trick !

Fully flat floored

It looks great, is it the Turbo or poverty spec like @Touring_Rob's? 😏

Rich-D · Tuesday at 5:13 PM

Advikaz said:
That’s my pals. It’s pretty trick !

Fully flat floored

Flat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round...

Touring_Rob · Tuesday at 5:13 PM

Advikaz said:
That’s my pals. It’s pretty trick !

Fully flat floored

Aren't they all flat floored as standard? I certainly removed lots of flat floored looking stuff at the weekend 😂

G. Brzęczyszczykiewicz said:
It looks great, is it the Turbo or poverty spec like @Touring_Rob's? 😏

WOUNDED - I also can't have the wing, would remove 50bhp of my 150 and that would be sad.

G. Brzęczyszczykiewicz · Tuesday at 5:15 PM

Touring_Rob said:
WOUNDED

If it makes you feel better I probably couldn't afford a set of tyres for it. And once you've K swapped it you'll be a king 💪🏻👑

Touring_Rob · Tuesday at 5:18 PM

G. Brzęczyszczykiewicz said:
If it makes you feel better I probably couldn't afford a set of tyres for it. Once you've taken it all to bits and scattered them across the garden and drive but tell everyone online you are doing a K-swap your relationship will still undoubtedly break down and you will buy a Toyota to get you too and from your place of work where everyone already knows what a mong you are.

Edited for accuracy.

G. Brzęczyszczykiewicz · Wednesday at 10:30 AM

Advikaz said:
That’s my pals. It’s pretty trick !

Fully flat floored

You could have told us Misha drove it!

davo172 · Wednesday at 11:04 AM

t***s who have a chameleon tint and /or one of the centre low level flashing touring car/F1 style brake lights fitted too!

Makes me FLOL every time I see them🤣

Then the people who buy the cheapest s**t private reg they can to fit on the full on financed, white ex lease, bog standard (merc 180 c/w AMG badge and team Hekos usually).
Then re space the letters and numbers (if driven by a female this will have at least 2 XX somewhere in the reg) so no fucker other than them knows what it says or means!

If you have to explain what a private says or means (if it not your initials) then it's s**t, time to save up some more pennies and get a better one.

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